Let's not forget ourselves, good friend.

Harold and Kumar: Escape from Guantanamo Bay.

Totally worth the money and Ed Helms totally stole the scene he was in, it was a riot.

If anyone liked the first one you will definitely be blown away by the second, it was that much better.

Because we have nothing but hail, high winds, rain, and lightning in the forecast for the whole day, that means I can't finish the new flower bed I've been working on all week. Which means I can't keep procrastinating on writing, like I've been doing. So, to keep me tied to the computer, forcing me to write write write, I thought I'd do that "Ask me anything*" meme. I have a bunch of new folks around here, and it'll be fun to get to know people.

*(Note: I can't promise to answer every question. If it's about personal details like my kids and husband, or where exactly that mole is, come on. I'm not that kind of blogger. And who the hell asks complete strangers about their sex lives? Weirdos, that's who. Don't be that weirdo. Ha ha ha ha.)

So! *claps hands* Who's got a burning desire to know something? Anything (almost)? I can give you an outlandish answer if you so desire...

(Oh, side note related to nothing. I'm beginning to have an unhealthy crush on Shia Labeouf. I watched Disturbia the other night and felt all funny and flustered. Then, his turn at hosting SNL was on this weekend. He is TOTALLY CUTE and I felt 15, which isn't healthy for a 35 year old woman. Uh... The Indiana Jones movie might make me explode because it's a combo of Han freaking Solo/Indy + new meat. Do I even want to watch Transformers to see him? *bites lip* He's a smart ass *rawr* and his dad raised CHICKENS and his mom is a ballerina. It's like as close to carnies as I can get without hating myself! Ahahaha.)

(Um, side note 2. To show I'm completely ridiculous, I watched an amazing documentary on PBS last night instead of AI - bleh - and it was astounding. This is something I could dedicate myself to once the kids are gone. Oh, my poor heart. Those poor women. I love that there are people that create hospitals to help others. <3)

Title: Morning Light Shall Burst Bright 1/1
Author: cashewdani
Fandom: The Office
Pairing: Jim/Pam
Rating: PG-13
Summary: "Michael, you can’t just demand that everyone goes to the Poconos this weekend."
Word Count: 3,236 words
Spoilers: Between Back from Vacation and Traveling Salesmen
Author Notes: Un-beta'ed. All mistakes are mine.

Morning Light Shall Burst Bright

Title: Everything Changes and Nothing Changes
Author: rainquenched
Pairing(s)/Characters: Pam, Jim/Pam
Rating: NC-17
Summary: The first night is weird and exciting. The next night her heart is crushed.
Spoilers: The nights before and after "The Merger"

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Oh, ladygaia87 . Will you ever shut up?

Some 13 year olds are mature enough to have sex with full grown adults!

lizziey  shares the same view since 'statutory rape isn't real rape.' or some bullshit.

Heyyyy, so I'm not really sure if this is allowed or not, feel free to delete this if it isn't, but I was just hoping to let people know real quick that my old account on Youtube was suspended...not really sure why....as there are a million Office videos on Youtube...but I've made a new account, so you can find my videos here:

http://www.youtube.com/user/4aminsomniac2

And not to seem completely irrelevant, "Job Fair" Deleted Scene #4!

Title: it was always about the music
Rating/warnings: PG
Genre: angst
Character/s: Charlie, mentions of his family, Claire, Desmond and his red guitar (Ethel)
Spoilers: for the first three seasons only
Summary: For as long as he could remember, Charlie had been playing – piano, guitar, electric bass. A look at his life and the love for music that he always had. Written for lostfichallenge #69: beginnings and endings.
Original Post Date: 10/04/2008
Disclaimer: Charlie and his musical inclinations belong to other people who are not myself kthx.

( If you’re born with music in your bones then there’s really nothing you can do to stop it from manifesting itself. )

Title: Unfinished Business
Rating/warnings: PG-13, language
Genre: angst
Character/s: Charlie
Spoilers: up to 4x01. Based on speculation only.
Summary: He drifts between time and space, never really knowing where he’ll be next, not understanding why he’s still here or even what he is. And then one day he opens up the newspaper and discovers to his horror that while six of his friends have been rescued, the one person he wanted to save more than anything is still lost. Written for day three of lostsquee’s season 4 hiatus challenge. Prompt used was the quote (which is in the cut).
Original Post Date: 07/04/2008
Disclaimer: characters and situations in the story by Lost. Quote in the cut by Walt Whitman.

( The untold want, by life and land ne’er granted, Now, Voyager, sail thou forth, to seek and find. )

Title: Shadow of a Girl
Rating/warnings: PG
Genre: angst, friendship
Character/s: Charlotte, Claire
Spoilers: up to 4x03 – The Economist
Summary: On the trek to the barracks, Charlotte finds herself watching Claire and surprises even herself when she steps up to start a conversation with the young mother.
Original Post Date: 06/04/2008
Disclaimer: Lost belongs to ABC, Bad Robot, JJ, Damon and a whole bunch of other people.

( She’s too determined and stubborn to let her weaknesses show and if none of these poor sods are in need of a break then she doesn’t need one either. )

( You are about to view content that may not be appropriate for minors. )

 Skins, Pushing Daisies, Heroes, Lost, Ian Somerhalder, Kristen Bell, Lindsay Lohan, Jim Sturgess, Aimee Teegarden, Chris Evans, Channing Tatum, Gale Harold, Madonna, Björk, Sophia Bush, Arctic Monkeys, Avril Lavigne, Fashion Icons, Fight Club, Kill Bill Vol. I and The Hitcher

Teasers:

  

Right here, at my journal.
(Click in "Speak", and let it out :D)

Title: Control
Author: </a></b></a>zooeyrye
Characters/Pairing: Chuck/Nate
Summary: Hot boys and alleyways.
Rating: uh...PG-15? It's just some sexing, nothing really bad. But don't read if that bothers you.
Warning: Angst-ish, slash, pain
Disclaimer: I don't own them. The CW does.

WHAT IS THIS NONSENSE?

That... is the trailer for the American remake of Life on Mars.  Watching it, I couldn't stop cringing.  Quite honestly.  Where is the Bowie?  Who the hell have they cast as Sam?  Why the Mr. Moviephone-sounding voiceover?!?!?  What is this rot? Good grief, they make it look like some kind of sitcom. Making it out as if Sam (and it pains me to call him that) is some kind of hero, come to save the day from backwards 1972 ('72?) by bashing down doors and shouting and doing all the things that Gene does already.  I mean, look at that- it's made me go over all capslocky.

*repeatedly bashes head against the nearest wall*

Seriously? If the American public wants to see this show, they could just broadcast the proper, British version in the states. They don't have to Americanise it just to cater to people's bland and close-minded view of what constitutes good television.

*runs off to the comfort of Simmsy and Phil*

If you can't see this entry you were cut. It was nothing personal, we probably just never clicked or talked at all. If you want to be added back, let me know I'm all for second chances. If not, it's been fun.

On another note, let's chat flist.
AIM: takeonmarguerite

How 'bout a nice dosage of brOTP graphics??

[001-009] Barney/Robin Icons
[010-010] Barney/Robin Banner

teaser:


credit & comment & find 'em HERE

148 gossip girl; woman on the verge,
actors; penn badgley & blake lively

see the rest here @ msteenqueen 

So I was rewatching "Cabin Fever" and something occured to me...


Just some thoughts.

In honor of the upcoming Season Finale's title, I capped some of my favorite Michael and Toby moments from Seasons 1 & 2. Seasons 3 & 4 are still to come. That's what she said.

See how many you can quote :)

(Everyone. Guys. Circle up, please. Come on over. Bring your chairs. Toby, come on over. You're a guy... too... sort of... )

So I went downstairs to the rec room to look for some glue (long story), and I was bowled over by the foulest stench I have had the misfortune to inhale in a good long time. Now, the cat's litter box is down there, but I was doubtful that the cat could have produced a funk this pernicious, and also, it grew stronger as you walked away from the litter box. Well, we've had some really severe rainstorms the last week or so, and it turns out that... we have water damage. The carpet under a table (where we didn't immediately see it) got soaked. Reek ensued. We've had to call some people in (Serve Pro or something?) to come dry it out with industrial-strength dehumidifiers and carpet cleaners and fans and whatever. Which means: more money that we have to pay someone. And then my mother started talking about paying off her part of Sister Girl's student loans and I just put my hand up and said, "I can't hear about this until I finish the annotations. You can tell me then. But there's nothing I can do about it--except finish these annotations--so don't tell me now. I SAID, DON'T TELL ME NOW. I SAID LA LA LA LA LA." I already had a massive headache that lasted most of the afternoon as it was. And I know I said that I thought some of my tension was hormonal, but I'm starting to resubscribe to the palpable stress theory.

I have more linkspam than this, but I'm tired: ( Read more... )